When the [ man ] sleeps he usually does not sleep with hands holding his penis. Ask him if you know him well. Reason? Well then you know he will not go to sleep with his hand on yours!

 

Personal hygiene is very important when on a picnic date, and with current video trend showing a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in what I believe a man calls 'doggy style' [ yes, they have not learnt much from Jesus and the term dog? ], you have to be sure his language befits the idea his hands and his penis act according to food consumption laws?"

 

.. the woman brushes herself down, and thinks will her friend be admiring or jealous of such a safe [ man ],.. This will give an indication whether he lays down and thinks of other women. Go to a local licensed brothel, and you will see why.

 

[woman] "Well, I hope he has 'pockets' in his trousers so if his hands feel like touching me I can say 'why not put your hands in your pockets and I will pour you a nice plastic cup of home made lemonade."

 

  .. A woman's duty to her man is to ensure he does not behave as though his thoughts are of another woman.....

 

 

 

CHRISTMAS DAY IS A SPECIAL DAY. Yes whether you believe it not, think Jesus born in a stable and Joseph had to care for Mary because the rude people in the Inn did not think a pregnant woman needed suitable accommodation.

 

Think, a pregnant woman not having a proper place to stay. Are your children safe over Christmas? .

 

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Dear Mum,

 

Am much better today as Christmas Day gets closer. Not sure where I will be Christmas Eve but hope 'polite and manners' will see me through.

 

I do know last Christmas I slept on a bench in the park after attending Midnight Pontificate Christmas Mass, and was very frightening so not sure Mary and Joseph particulalry when Shepherd visited Mary and Joseph after Mary gave labour [ for many hours? ] to a baby named Emmanuel, were frightened as well.

 

Visiting a Brothel? I do not know. I cannot be Santa Claus to a prostitute, but we will wait and see.

 

your son.

 

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[ man ] "Did I tell you look pretty."

 

.. When he did look down and noticed his penis had a natural full erection, and was noticable this is where he not have the words to knoe what to do.

 

[ woman ] "oh thankyou. I am tired, though a fresh walk will give us a idea whether strangers will be about."