"HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! Step right up! The time® of MAGIC ( '! exclammation mark added to prompt you into believing in CIRCUS ) has finally arrived! And thanks to my mum and dad in heaven!"
The drum rumble with enthusiasm, as all the guests invited smile.
"This is for all the female prostitutes in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!"
SO WHAT DOES IT INVOLVE?